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Bad Teeth
Here’s a round-up of famous people with famously bad teeth.
The Best Links:
- Lubbock , TX, Has The Worst Teeth in the Country
- McCain’s Teeth - Featured on BuzzFeed
- Helena Bonham Carter’s Nightmare Before the Dentist
- YouTube - Shane McGowan for People in Need Irish Telethon
- Does Amy Winehouse Have Hobo Teeth from Doing Too Many Drugs?
- Helena Bonham Carter Stops Brushing Her Teeth
- Eva Mendes Wins Best Celebrity Teeth in 2008
- Latest Celebrity Trend: Gold-Plating Your Wisdom Teeth, Giving Them Away as Presents
- Katherine Heigl Straightens Her Crooked Teeth For Weekend Wedding
- A Who’s Who of Bad Teeth In Music
- Thought for the Day: Celebrity Dentation Edition
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McCain's Teeth
What’s up with John McCain’s dentist?
The Best Links:
- McCain’s New Website Also Features Bad Teeth
- “Is cracking wise about his busted grill crossing the line?”
- Are Those Presidential Teeth?
- Far Right Blog Says McCain’s Bad Teeth Caused By Torture. But If They Were Replaced, Why Not Get White Ones?!
- The McCain Smile
- Dentists Found McCain’s the Worst Among Candidates
- Those Are Some Scary Teeth
- The Brilliant Mob of Yahoo Answers Wonders About McCain’s Teeth, Too
- “Dude looks like Reverend Kane from Poltergeist II every time he smiles.”
Tooth Tattoos
The tooth artists at Heward Dental Lab can create custom handpainted artwork on your teeth.
The Best Links:
- I Think You Have A Little Elvis Stuck In Yo’ Grill
- A Bright Smile is a Perfect Gallery
- A Bunch of Examples of Tooth Tattoos from the Heward Dental Lab
- Showcase Your Individuality with a Tooth Tattoo
- Close-Up Shots of Tooth Tattoo Examples
- Part of the Growing Trend of Odd Body Part Tattoos (Eyeball Tattoos??)
- Dental Technician Also Specializes in Miniature Hyper-Detailed Portraits
Lady GaGa Knockout
Barney Teaches Kids About More Than Just Oral Hygiene
How To Brush Your Teeth Like A Champion
If your mouth doesn't hurt after you're done brushing, you aren't doing it right, momma's boy.
Squid With Human Teeth
Those teeth look a little different from the typical squid beak we have come to know and fear. (Via The Swedish Bed .)
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Promachoteuthis sulcus
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A normal Squid Beak.
Baby Teeth Time Lapse
Tooth Extraction By Rocket
Who Can Turn The World On With Her Smile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it. But no, seriously, what is going on with this woman's mouth?
An ethnic Pa-O woman smiles after meeting with representatives of the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) and Myanmar's police at the village of War Taw, in the mountains of Shan State, Myanmar. January 27, 2012.
Via: Damir Sagolj / Reuters
The Most Frightening Dentist's Office Tooth Mascot You'll Ever See
You DON'T want to have to look at this while getting your teeth drilled. Dentist Image via Getty .
" HI KIDDIES! MY NAME IS TOOTHY, THE TOOTH CLOWN! AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEEF UNTIL THEY BLEED AND BLEED AND BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED."
Source: reddit.com
19 Olympians Who Think Their Medals Are Food
Please feed the Olympians, London. They are so hungry and delirious they are trying to EAT their medals.
"Chewy"
Kim Kyung-Ok
Via: JOHANNES EISELE / Getty Images
"Needs salt"
Guo Wenjun
Via: MARWAN NAAMANI / Getty Images
"Tastes like chicken."
Aron Szilagyi (C, gold) Nikolay Kovalev (R, bronze), Diego Occhiuzzi (L, silver)
Via: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA / Getty Images
"I Don't know if I'll like this"
Melanie Schlanger
Via: Jeff J Mitchell / Getty Images
Artists Design Clothes With Teeth And Human Hair
It's fashion with a little extra bite.
The Apex Predator Shoes, designed by Fantich&Young, are made with 1,050 teeth dentures.
Source: fantichandyoung.co.uk / via: fantichandyoung.co.uk
Source: fantichandyoung.co.uk / via: fantichandyoung.co.uk
The Apex Predator Suit is made of human hair, glass eyes and yes, more dentures.
22 Reasons To Be Thankful You Don't Have Braces Anymore
It was the longest 4 years of my life.
Because the appointments were the worst.
Oh cool, you are tightening my wires today?
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Gonna spend the next three days crying of pain.
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Because you had boring clear bands which made your teeth look weird.
Stuffed Animals With Teeth Are The Creepiest Thing
They're called Fugglers. And they will haunt your dreams.
Etsy user Cat Hair And Teeth handmakes these adorably (?) horrific stuffed toys, called Fugglers, with eerily realistic (and totally fake) teeth. The woman behind Fugglers, "Mrs. McGettrick," maintains that the teeth are not, in fact, real human chompers. "You may have heard the rumour that I use human teeth," she writes on Facbeook. "This may in fact be the only reason you have visited my shop. Shame on you. This is a TERRIBLE LIE put out by my ENEMIES in the cut throat PLUSH COMMUNITY." Either way, they're still giving me nightmares.
A Brief Celebration Of Faith Hill's Braces
They are the latest fashion accessory and also used for dental work.
Faith arrived at the Grammys, looking her usual gorg self.
Via: Jason Merritt / Getty Images
She smiled and — WAIT! WHAT'S THAT?!
Via: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic
By golly it's Nicole Kidman!
AND ALSO, BRACES.
Actresses Without Teeth Is The Most Horrifying And Hilarious Thing You'll See Today
OH GOD, WHAT EVEN ARE THEY?!
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The 15 Funniest Horror Films
Sometimes the best scary movies elicit shrieks and laughter. Here are some of the grossest, sharpest horror comedies. WARNING: Gore ahead.
"Jennifer's Body"
Diablo Cody's highly underrated follow-up to Juno confounded critics who somehow didn't appreciate the perfect balance of snark and blood. It's a hilarious, terrifying look at high school. After all, Hell is a teenage girl.
Via: 20th Century Fox
"Evil Dead II"
In some ways, Evil Dead II is a rehash of the original Evil Dead — but more morbidly silly. This is the film that really helped Bruce Campbell flex his horror comedy chops. And it set the stage for the even more absurd Army of Darkness.
"Dead Alive"
Also known as Braindead, Dead Alive made zombies funny long before Warm Bodies. Peter Jackson's gorefest is very much his sensibility (read: distinctly New Zealand). You'll laugh if you can stomach it.
"Fright Night"
The Fright Night remake was a lot of fun, but the original is a classic. Well, a classic by '80s standards. A vampire named Jerry, "Evil" Ed (who went on to do gay porn), and Roddy McDowall — it doesn't get any better.
Via: Columbia Pictures