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People See How Gross Their Teeth Really Are
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Brushing Your Teeth In The Shower Is Literally So Gross, I'm Gagging Just Thinking About It
PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
Alright, so, brushing your teeth and showering...both basic everyday things, right?
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Well, while most of us do those two activities separately, there's a small group of people who do them at the SAME DAMN TIME.
If you think I'm overreacting and that "everyone is doing it," you are TOTALLY WRONG. This poll we conducted definitely proves that if you brush your teeth in the shower, YOU ARE LITERALLY A PART OF THE MINORITY THAT THINKS THAT'S OKAY.
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And if you're one of those people, please consider this post a big 'ol @.
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Not only is it dangerous...
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19 Photos That Prove The Top End Is Basically Jurassic Park IRL
Turns out that the Top End feels exactly like being on Isla Nublar.
For starters, you can fly around both on an actual chopper.
I mean, you wouldn’t exactly be thinking “I wonder what else might be on that island…” when you’re on a FREAKING HELICOPTER!
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Just like Isla Nublar, the Top End can also look pretty stunning when you first get there.
But we all know looks can be deceiving...
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When you start exploring, you find some amazing scenery.
Why would you suspect anything out of the ordinary so far?
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There’s some pretty lush vegetation around.
Perfect for all the herbivores that may or may not be lurking around the place.
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You can even go swimming in some of the prehistoric-looking waterfalls.
In the movies the tourists always survive the water, right?
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If boats are your thing, you can take this spooky looking one out to explore the local waters.
Because a Kronosaurus would never catch you in that…
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Or this one, which actually warns you about dinosaurs.
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IT LITERALLY SAYS T-REX!
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You can even take a kayak out and just keep your fingers crossed you don’t bump noses with a Ichthyosaurus.
You’re not out-swimming anything, mate.
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You might need to go full on Jurassic survival mode.
Just stay away from the water during the night, yeah?
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If you choose to explore by foot, you'll probably need to cross a few bridges that look like this.
Why is there ALWAYS a flimsy looking bridge?!
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You’ll probably come across these giant things that have literally been built by insects!
No Velociraptor would ever see you hiding behind one of them.
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And then comes a time when you find out you’re actually not the only ones kicking about this supposed paradise. And. You. Freak. Out.
That’s it, I’m done! Tell my family I loved them.
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No, but seriously. Is that an actual dinosaur?
That’s just creepy AF.
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Just like the goat in Jurassic Park, you can even watch these almost-dinosaurs being fed.
RIP goat.
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In the Top End, you get to stay in places like this.
Don’t worry... there’s a toilet inside so there’s no risk of being eaten while taking a dump in an outside one.
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There’s plenty of other life kicking about the place, too. Like these mini-dinos who help light the way home...
#squadgoals #minidinosaurs
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And these guys who aren’t actually Pterodactyls, I swear.
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Also this little dude who will happily guard your bedroom door.
Do-you-think-he-saur-us?
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Travel was provided by Tourism Australia. BuzzFeed writers do not guarantee coverage.
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16 Outrageous Facts About Laws In India That'll Make You Say "Objection, My Lord"
Delhi waalon, get ready to get your drums out if there is a locust infestation.
Currently, 22.2 million people are under trial in India, which is more than Netherlands' population.
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Only men can be charged with adultery, not women.
Section 497 of the Indian Penal Code is based on the "presumption" that women are the property of men.
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Original hand-written copies of the Constitution are kept in helium-filled cases in the chamber of the Indian parliament.
People in and around Delhi can be summoned to beat drums to drive away locusts.
Under the East Punjab Agricultural Pests, Diseases, and Noxious Weeds Act, 1949, the populace should come together to beat drums and battle locust infestation. Team spirit!
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Drug addicts can be exempt from prosecution if they are seeking treatment, but occasional users shall be tried.
Does section 64A of the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act, 1985 think that occasional users are any different from addicts?
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Watching porn is legal, distributing it is not.
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ASAP, report any money that you stumbled upon if it is more than ₹10 or else you shall be arrested.
The Indian Treasure Trove Act, 1878 assumes you'd become an Ambani if you bag ₹ 11.
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In Maharashtra, people are considered old enough to marry at 18 years but are not considered old enough to drink till they turn 25 years.
Oh, we can vote on turning 18 too.
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No hotel can deny someone water or access to the washroom.
The Indian Serais Act, 1887 envisages the spirit of "atithi devo bhavo".
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There can be no more than ten couples on the dance floor at once.
The drafter of this provision in the Prevention of Seditious Meetings Act, 1911 clearly loathes Bollywood dancing.
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Supreme Court has been designed to represent the two scales of justice.
Is it? Sometime back, it looked like a penis.
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Since they realized that they cannot arrest a dead person, they made a law stating that any failed attempt to commit suicide is illegal.
Section 309 of the Indian Penal Code clearly was not drafted taking into consideration one's mental health.
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Flying kites is illegal (without permission), as is flying balloons.
Under the Indian Aircraft Act, 1934, only qualified licensed pilots are allowed to handle flying objects, whose definition apparently includes kites and balloons.
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In Delhi, home delivery of alcoholic beverages is not allowed as they believe that the driver may become intoxicated while delivering alcohol.
But you can still order a beer and wine from supermarkets, 'cause light alcohol.
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Sparkly, white teeth is allegedly a qualification to become a motor vehicle inspector in Andhra Pradesh.
Indian Motor Vehicles Act, 1914 for Andhra prescribed that to qualify as an inspector, one needed to possess a clean set of teeth. No one knows the reason behind this.
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And, prostitution is legal, but being a pimp isn't.
I guess it's ok to solicit people as long as you go at it alone.
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Snails Have Teeth Because The World Is Just One Big Acid Trip
Why does every science fact sound like a line from my nightmare journal?
It is my great displeasure to inform you that snails have teeth.
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Yes, the animal that looks like a shell sneezed boogers all over itself has actual teeth! Like a shark or a human. TEETH.
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And their teeth are hard!!! Some of the hardest organic material on Earth, according to some very patient scientists.
Their teeth are arranged in rows along a "radula," which is sort of like a tongue.
Sorry that the world we live in is a never-ending tunnel of horrors.
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I Got Real Vampire Fangs And They Look Fucking Badass
I vant to suck your blood.
A few months ago, Selorm found herself on a date with a real-life vampire, who recommended she get fangs.
So she did! "My mom always said: 'Don't make big changes for a man.' And here I am."
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Watch Selorm get her very own vampire fangs!
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Anthony and Selorm went to the master fangsmith himself, the one-and-only Father Sebastiaan, who makes fangs for the vampire community.
He explained that going to a proper fangsmith is almost the first rite of passage for any would-be vampire.
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But first, Selorm had to take a very important oath.
She promised not to eat or sleep with her fangs, to have amazing sex with them on (yep), and to wait until she had been given permission to see herself with the fangs.
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You know what time it was?
That's right, baby! BTW, Father Sebastiaan kept his fang mold creation a top secret.
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So, let's fast forward to the part where Sebastiaan shaped the mold using Selorm's incisor teeth.
Then they waited about 10 minutes for the mold to dry.
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And voilà! Selorm had her very own, custom-made vampire teeth.
(She hadn't seen them yet at this point.)
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But that wasn't it. Selorm was given a vampire name, that she picked using a book kept on hand by Father Sebastiaan. Dope!
Ixiona it was!
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And she was also given a gift of an ankh.
Officially making her a member of the Sabretooth Clan.
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Then there was just one thing left: the big reveal.
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Oh, and Selorm's co-workers loved them!
I mean, they looked "fangtastic."
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17 Kids' Letters To The Tooth Fairy That’ll Make You Go, “Damn, You Gonna Play Her Like That?”
“Tooth Fairy, you need to get your life together.”
“I do not think that you just gave me a reasonable amount of money because $1 is not going to cut it. It is my first molar, come on! Maybe $5 will do. Thank you. Please respond.”
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"Please leave me more than $1 because Maw Maw said you're cheap."
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"Ever since we moved here I've lost three teeth so far and you didn't come yet so you need to find where we live and bring me three dollars and get your life together."
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“I want an iPhone in replacement of money. I’m not saying I don’t like the money. It’s that I really want an iPhone.”
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“Listen, Tooth Fairy, this is as nice as it gets. Come and get my tooth otherwise I will sue you and hire someone that is fit for a tooth fairy and my teeth.”
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“I lost a tooth yesterday. I have the hole in my mouth to prove it. I threw away the tooth when I was eating my pizza. Can I still get tooth money? I know your contract has fine print, can we please make a deal?”
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“Thank you for coming even though I didn’t give you my tooth…What do you love? Can you come to my house in the day time? What is your name?”
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“I would really like to know your name and age...Maybe we could chat each time I lose a tooth. Please write back.”
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"I want a Barbie motor home. I love you."
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“My tooth went down the drain. It was an accident. Will you take this eyelash instead?”
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“I think you made a mistake. Last time I lost a tooth you gave me $20 and this time only $5. Please can I have $15?"
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“Can I please keep my tooth thanks but I am broke so can I have the money?"
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“You might think this is some kind of joke, but it’s not. My dear sisters lost my tooth, and if you don’t believe me look in my mouth (but don’t wake me up). I would be really happy if you were to give me money for my invisible tooth.”
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"Please write me a note saying you came but in your fairy language. Thank you."
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"To Mr/Ms/Mrs Tooth Fairy...Thank you a lot for giving me $ I appreciate your benevolent service and I hope your services will not be abolished. P.S. Give me $50 or $100 please. P.P.S. No less than dat."
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"This is my last baby tooth, so can I have a little extra money please? P.S. You won't have to visit me anymore."
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"I know you’re not real but here’s my tooth. If it’s dad you owe me $5 for the tooth and $5 for licking the chili, so you own me $10!”
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Hey If You Don't Brush Your Teeth Twice A Day This Is Just A Reminder That You... Should
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19 Tweets About The Dentist That Have No Right To Be This Funny
"My dentist just put some lip balm on me without asking?! I thought this was a dentist not a liptist."
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18 Pets With Underbites That'll Make You Scream, "TEEEEEFIES!!!!!!!" At The Top Of Your Lungs
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For the person who won't trust anything with less than 1,000 reviews, especially when it comes to their skin and hair.
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Thank You Martha Stewart For All 20 Extremely Close Up Pics Of Your Teeth At The Dentist
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We Know What Type Of Pillow You Are From How You Brush Your Teeth
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18 Things They Don't Tell You About Having Invisalign, From Someone Who's Had It For Two Years
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I Just Learned Geese Have Teeth On Their Tongues And I Hate It
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Can You Name The Celebrity Based On A Close-Up Of Their Teeth?
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50 Sets Of Dog Teef That Will Instantly Make Your Day Better, I Guarantee It
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I Tried An LED Teeth-Whitening Kit And Honestly You Should, Too
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We Know If You've Had Braces Or Not Based On A Few Questions
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John Finlay From "Tiger King" Got New Teeth And It Confirms What We Already Knew: He's Hot
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A Viral TikTok Just Explained Why We're All Brushing Our Teeth Wrong, And I Learned Something New
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Jason Derulo Tried To Eat Corn Off A Power Drill And Things Did Not Go Well
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David Beckham Joked That Victoria Looked Like Ross From "Friends" And Now I Can't Unsee It
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People Are Grinding Their Teeth Down With Nail Files On TikTok, So This Orthodontist Spoke Out About It
"Filing too far can cause serious pain, nerve damage, and increased sensitivity," said Dr. Benjamin Winters.
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Listen: This TikTok Dentistry Trend Is Terrifying And Needs To Stop
“My loves, my loves—listen. Do not do this to your teeth. You only have one pair.”
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Chrissy Teigen Lost A Tooth In A Fruit Roll-Up, And It's The Stuff Of Nightmares
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If You're Thinking About Getting Invisalign, Ask Us Anything You Want
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People Are Finding Out About The Spot In Your Mouth Where Dentists Can See If You've Given A Blow Job Before, And OMG
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17 Things Anyone Considering Getting Invisalign Should Probably Know
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29 Horrible Things That Happen When You Put Your Retainer In For The First Time In Forever
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28 Extremely Disturbing Teeth-Related Facts That Might Just Chill You To The Bone
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"Tooth Fairies" Are Sharing Their Most Creative And Funniest "Visits," And They're Such A Good Laugh
"My brother accidentally swallowed his tooth, so the tooth fairy taped his money to the toilet."
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Don't Lie, Do You Actually Do These Hygiene Things Consistently?
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This Woman's Jaw Began Deteriorating At 21 Years Old, And She's Sharing Her Story So Others Learn The Importance Of Self-Advocacy
"Seeing people say they learned something new from my videos makes me feel like some of the pain I've been through is worth it."
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Revelations About Being Brown In A World Of White Beauty
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The Time I Dabbled In Do-It-Yourself Dentistry
Two of my adult teeth never showed up. Until I could afford fake ones, I got creative.
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Do I Have To Choose Between A Good Life And Good Teeth?
After growing up poor in West Virginia, I thought I had made it out and built a better life for myself. But my teeth are only getting worse.
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When Dentists Criticize This Online Braces Company, It Takes Them To Court
SmileDirectClub is trying to silence its critics with legal threats after the American Association of Orthodontists lodged complaints against the Nashville startup in 36 states.
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This Fish That Has Human Teeth Is Real And It Will Haunt My Dreams
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Veneers Are Becoming An Essential Accessory For Influencers
“Having a perfect white smile and shiny teeth is like the equivalent of having the latest designer bags these days.”
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