Turns out that the Top End feels exactly like being on Isla Nublar.
For starters, you can fly around both on an actual chopper.
I mean, you wouldn’t exactly be thinking “I wonder what else might be on that island…” when you’re on a FREAKING HELICOPTER!
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Just like Isla Nublar, the Top End can also look pretty stunning when you first get there.
But we all know looks can be deceiving...
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When you start exploring, you find some amazing scenery.
Why would you suspect anything out of the ordinary so far?
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There’s some pretty lush vegetation around.
Perfect for all the herbivores that may or may not be lurking around the place.
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You can even go swimming in some of the prehistoric-looking waterfalls.
In the movies the tourists always survive the water, right?
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If boats are your thing, you can take this spooky looking one out to explore the local waters.
Because a Kronosaurus would never catch you in that…
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Or this one, which actually warns you about dinosaurs.
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IT LITERALLY SAYS T-REX!
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You can even take a kayak out and just keep your fingers crossed you don’t bump noses with a Ichthyosaurus.
You’re not out-swimming anything, mate.
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You might need to go full on Jurassic survival mode.
Just stay away from the water during the night, yeah?
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If you choose to explore by foot, you'll probably need to cross a few bridges that look like this.
Why is there ALWAYS a flimsy looking bridge?!
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You’ll probably come across these giant things that have literally been built by insects!
No Velociraptor would ever see you hiding behind one of them.
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And then comes a time when you find out you’re actually not the only ones kicking about this supposed paradise. And. You. Freak. Out.
That’s it, I’m done! Tell my family I loved them.
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No, but seriously. Is that an actual dinosaur?
That’s just creepy AF.
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Just like the goat in Jurassic Park, you can even watch these almost-dinosaurs being fed.
RIP goat.
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In the Top End, you get to stay in places like this.
Don’t worry... there’s a toilet inside so there’s no risk of being eaten while taking a dump in an outside one.
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There’s plenty of other life kicking about the place, too. Like these mini-dinos who help light the way home...
#squadgoals #minidinosaurs
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And these guys who aren’t actually Pterodactyls, I swear.
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Also this little dude who will happily guard your bedroom door.
Do-you-think-he-saur-us?
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