Please feed the Olympians, London. They are so hungry and delirious they are trying to EAT their medals.
"Chewy"
Kim Kyung-Ok
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"Needs salt"
Guo Wenjun
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"Tastes like chicken."
Aron Szilagyi (C, gold) Nikolay Kovalev (R, bronze), Diego Occhiuzzi (L, silver)
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"I Don't know if I'll like this"
Melanie Schlanger
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