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For the person who won’t trust anything with less than 1,000 reviews, especially when it comes to their skin and hair.
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A set of Korean sheet masks that has a 4.5-star rating on Amazon and costs less than $11.
Promising review: "I've been purchasing these masks since January. I work three jobs, which causes me to break out easily (stress!) and before these masks I had dark circles around my eyes and multiple pimples. I now have a very clear face and my natural dark circles have lessened. I use these masks two to three times a week. I make time to have at least one spa night a week and it truly has made a difference in my skin." —Eric Proffit
Get a pack of 16 masks from Amazon for $10.97.
A nourishing and totally affordable face serum that shrinks pores, fades sun spots, and reduces fine lines.
Promising review: "This is my third order of this product and I will probably be a lifelong customer. I spend A LOT of money on face peels, facials, and anti-aging products and have probably tried and done research on every product under the sun. Since using this product I've stopped getting peels and facials. I have noticed a visible change in my skin and am always getting complements." —Shadi
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
A hand cream that heals cracked skin, soothes hard-working hands, and has more than 7,800 reviews.
Promising review: "I've developed eczema on my hands over the last few years, and my fingers get terribly, painfully cracked all year long, and especially in the colder months. My fingers and knuckles will be covered in cracks. This is THE only thing that gives me any relief. You'll notice a difference after just a couple of uses. Promise. It helps cracked heels too." —Kathleen Dunlop
Get it from Amazon for $6.49.
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Delhi waalon, get ready to get your drums out if there is a locust infestation.
Currently, 22.2 million people are under trial in India, which is more than Netherlands' population.
Only men can be charged with adultery, not women.
Section 497 of the Indian Penal Code is based on the "presumption" that women are the property of men.
Original hand-written copies of the Constitution are kept in helium-filled cases in the chamber of the Indian parliament.
People in and around Delhi can be summoned to beat drums to drive away locusts.
Under the East Punjab Agricultural Pests, Diseases, and Noxious Weeds Act, 1949, the populace should come together to beat drums and battle locust infestation. Team spirit!
Drug addicts can be exempt from prosecution if they are seeking treatment, but occasional users shall be tried.
Does section 64A of the Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act, 1985 think that occasional users are any different from addicts?
Watching porn is legal, distributing it is not.
ASAP, report any money that you stumbled upon if it is more than ₹10 or else you shall be arrested.
The Indian Treasure Trove Act, 1878 assumes you'd become an Ambani if you bag ₹ 11.
In Maharashtra, people are considered old enough to marry at 18 years but are not considered old enough to drink till they turn 25 years.
Oh, we can vote on turning 18 too.
No hotel can deny someone water or access to the washroom.
The Indian Serais Act, 1887 envisages the spirit of "atithi devo bhavo".
There can be no more than ten couples on the dance floor at once.
The drafter of this provision in the Prevention of Seditious Meetings Act, 1911 clearly loathes Bollywood dancing.
Nadiawala Grandsons Entertainment
Supreme Court has been designed to represent the two scales of justice.
Is it? Sometime back, it looked like a penis.
Since they realized that they cannot arrest a dead person, they made a law stating that any failed attempt to commit suicide is illegal.
Section 309 of the Indian Penal Code clearly was not drafted taking into consideration one's mental health.
Flying kites is illegal (without permission), as is flying balloons.
Under the Indian Aircraft Act, 1934, only qualified licensed pilots are allowed to handle flying objects, whose definition apparently includes kites and balloons.
UTV Motion Pictures
In Delhi, home delivery of alcoholic beverages is not allowed as they believe that the driver may become intoxicated while delivering alcohol.
But you can still order a beer and wine from supermarkets, 'cause light alcohol.
Nasir Hussain Films
Sparkly, white teeth is allegedly a qualification to become a motor vehicle inspector in Andhra Pradesh.
Indian Motor Vehicles Act, 1914 for Andhra prescribed that to qualify as an inspector, one needed to possess a clean set of teeth. No one knows the reason behind this.
And, prostitution is legal, but being a pimp isn't.
I guess it's ok to solicit people as long as you go at it alone.
Why does every science fact sound like a line from my nightmare journal?
It is my great displeasure to inform you that snails have teeth.
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Yes, the animal that looks like a shell sneezed boogers all over itself has actual teeth! Like a shark or a human. TEETH.
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And their teeth are hard!!! Some of the hardest organic material on Earth, according to some very patient scientists.
Their teeth are arranged in rows along a "radula," which is sort of like a tongue.
Sorry that the world we live in is a never-ending tunnel of horrors.
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I vant to suck your blood.
A few months ago, Selorm found herself on a date with a real-life vampire, who recommended she get fangs.
So she did! "My mom always said: 'Don't make big changes for a man.' And here I am."
Watch Selorm get her very own vampire fangs!
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Anthony and Selorm went to the master fangsmith himself, the one-and-only Father Sebastiaan, who makes fangs for the vampire community.
He explained that going to a proper fangsmith is almost the first rite of passage for any would-be vampire.
But first, Selorm had to take a very important oath.
She promised not to eat or sleep with her fangs, to have amazing sex with them on (yep), and to wait until she had been given permission to see herself with the fangs.
You know what time it was?
That's right, baby! BTW, Father Sebastiaan kept his fang mold creation a top secret.
So, let's fast forward to the part where Sebastiaan shaped the mold using Selorm's incisor teeth.
Then they waited about 10 minutes for the mold to dry.
And voilà! Selorm had her very own, custom-made vampire teeth.
(She hadn't seen them yet at this point.)
But that wasn't it. Selorm was given a vampire name, that she picked using a book kept on hand by Father Sebastiaan. Dope!
Ixiona it was!
And she was also given a gift of an ankh.
Officially making her a member of the Sabretooth Clan.
Then there was just one thing left: the big reveal.
Oh, and Selorm's co-workers loved them!
I mean, they looked "fangtastic."
“Tooth Fairy, you need to get your life together.”
“I do not think that you just gave me a reasonable amount of money because $1 is not going to cut it. It is my first molar, come on! Maybe $5 will do. Thank you. Please respond.”
dr_topia / Via instagram.com
"Please leave me more than $1 because Maw Maw said you're cheap."
malie555 / Via instagram.com
"Ever since we moved here I've lost three teeth so far and you didn't come yet so you need to find where we live and bring me three dollars and get your life together."
“I want an iPhone in replacement of money. I’m not saying I don’t like the money. It’s that I really want an iPhone.”
kelliannemartin / Via instagram.com
“Listen, Tooth Fairy, this is as nice as it gets. Come and get my tooth otherwise I will sue you and hire someone that is fit for a tooth fairy and my teeth.”
thefreerangefamily / Via instagram.com
“I lost a tooth yesterday. I have the hole in my mouth to prove it. I threw away the tooth when I was eating my pizza. Can I still get tooth money? I know your contract has fine print, can we please make a deal?”
sproutpediatricdentistry / Via instagram.com
“Thank you for coming even though I didn’t give you my tooth…What do you love? Can you come to my house in the day time? What is your name?”
kimchi_kimono / Via instagram.com
“I would really like to know your name and age...Maybe we could chat each time I lose a tooth. Please write back.”
xsheenadx / Via instagram.com
"I want a Barbie motor home. I love you."
sharonfeingoldvo / Via instagram.com
“My tooth went down the drain. It was an accident. Will you take this eyelash instead?”
sproutpediatricdentistry / Via instagram.com
“I think you made a mistake. Last time I lost a tooth you gave me $20 and this time only $5. Please can I have $15?"
lornamayb / Via instagram.com
“Can I please keep my tooth thanks but I am broke so can I have the money?"
jengriffinphoto / Via instagram.com
“You might think this is some kind of joke, but it’s not. My dear sisters lost my tooth, and if you don’t believe me look in my mouth (but don’t wake me up). I would be really happy if you were to give me money for my invisible tooth.”
dsfard / Via instagram.com
"Please write me a note saying you came but in your fairy language. Thank you."
SarahTyson1 / Via instagram.com
"To Mr/Ms/Mrs Tooth Fairy...Thank you a lot for giving me $ I appreciate your benevolent service and I hope your services will not be abolished. P.S. Give me $50 or $100 please. P.P.S. No less than dat."
mrsnerimiranda / Via instagram.com
"This is my last baby tooth, so can I have a little extra money please? P.S. You won't have to visit me anymore."
kaelinpediatricdentistry / Via instagram.com
"I know you’re not real but here’s my tooth. If it’s dad you owe me $5 for the tooth and $5 for licking the chili, so you own me $10!”
fambargains / Via instagram.com
Come on, guys.
If only you could bookmark this list in your subconscious.
Imagine swimming along and this guy just chompin' on you.
Anyone got some wax?
Is it Colgate?
The ear is the hardest one.
After growing up poor in West Virginia, I thought I had made it out and built a better life for myself. But my teeth are only getting worse.
SmileDirectClub is trying to silence its critics with legal threats after the American Association of Orthodontists lodged complaints against the Nashville startup in 36 states.
Imagine swimming along and this guy just chompin' on you.
The bigger the gap, the better the snap.
Streamin', screamin', and Halloweenin'.
"My dentist just put some lip balm on me without asking?! I thought this was a dentist not a liptist."
T E E F I E S .
Drone fairies are every damn thing!